wierd dream yankovic

Ok, so i know no one wants to hear about my dreams, cause most of the time, they're about aerobics instructors, or a really big hot pocket, but i feel compelled to share this one. cause its totally bizarre. and i feel stupid, but im way more creative and insightful in my dreams.

so the setup is, im in this band, with a couple of old chums ive formed one-off bands with in the past, to little sucess. this time, we've got a sure fire formula. we know we're great, and we have a show, but we need the absolute show-stopper to close with. So, the band members are all sitting around, rehearsing Apparently, id been working on this little ditty, and i show everyone, and theres not a dry eye in the house. Its a hit.

"It" however, is a wierd al interpretation of the blink 182 classic "damnit"
So, in my dream, i get really excited about a parody of a song i didnt really like in the first place. This is bizarre enough, but upon waking up, i actaully remember a whole lot of this song, and it was way more clever than i would be awake. *shudder*

anyway, with a few liberties here and there, this is my masterpiece, sung to the tune of B182's damnit

Jammit

Its alright, to tell me, you dont like, my jelly
That i made, from anthrax, and toenails, and thumbtacks
perhaps its too chunky, i chopped up a monkey
and mashed it in one jar, i hope i have not gone too far
:chorus
and itll happen once again, ill make it for a friend
no one will understand, that i make this homemade jam
to make the whole world smile, but i always question why
my toilets overflowin' i guess all my friends are throwin' up

so, im embarrased, but im actually pretty proud of that. If i can write that kind of gem without even being awake to edit, think of how great ill be when i have conscious thoughts!
Ill be a star, i tells ye