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This one wont be a very long one. im suffering through one of the worst hangovers i can remember. i drank enough water so that im able to pee again. upon waking up WAY earlier than i need to, i realize im still drunk from the night, and can barely close my eyes again before i get the spins. great. so, i get up for a bit, get medicated (bunch of advil and a handful of tums) and try to save a little bit of sleep. no good, stomach says everyone needs to leave the party, one way or the other. so thats why i have to clean puke out of my bathtub. thats right, classy.
the implications of this are vast however, my roomate and i have a standing wager that the first person to puke would owe the other 20 american dollars. so far, he has puked, but reneged on the bet, cause he had a "head injury" and might have been "concussed" i gave him the benefit of the doubt, cause i was there to see him fall, and it was pretty fucking funny. but the bet is still on. technically, since i lost my lunch, im on the line for 20 bucks, but in my mind, since i went to bed ok, it was a stomach thing. rather than i drank too much at work. again. God, my job is sweet.
20 dollars is a lot of money,(thats a lot of cheap porn and fast food) and im prepared to do a lot of dealings in semantics to get out of this one.
oh, plus, i saw a commercial for volunteers for medical testing. I wouldnt normally so quickly jump at the chance of being a guinea pig, but the do offer a free regular checkup before you enter the program. and since i recently found out i no longer have medical insurance, i wanna make sure all my gear works still. also i like sitting on those paper bedsheets. the drawback is, if i do this testing, theres a couple of overnight visits where the monitor me to make sure i dont flip out, i guess. but this means for FOUR days out of the week, each week for 4 weeks, i wouldnt be allowed to drink. so not likely. youd probably get better results asking me to menstruate then stop drinking.
but dont ask me to do that either, i dont want to stain my new paper sheets.
the implications of this are vast however, my roomate and i have a standing wager that the first person to puke would owe the other 20 american dollars. so far, he has puked, but reneged on the bet, cause he had a "head injury" and might have been "concussed" i gave him the benefit of the doubt, cause i was there to see him fall, and it was pretty fucking funny. but the bet is still on. technically, since i lost my lunch, im on the line for 20 bucks, but in my mind, since i went to bed ok, it was a stomach thing. rather than i drank too much at work. again. God, my job is sweet.
20 dollars is a lot of money,(thats a lot of cheap porn and fast food) and im prepared to do a lot of dealings in semantics to get out of this one.
oh, plus, i saw a commercial for volunteers for medical testing. I wouldnt normally so quickly jump at the chance of being a guinea pig, but the do offer a free regular checkup before you enter the program. and since i recently found out i no longer have medical insurance, i wanna make sure all my gear works still. also i like sitting on those paper bedsheets. the drawback is, if i do this testing, theres a couple of overnight visits where the monitor me to make sure i dont flip out, i guess. but this means for FOUR days out of the week, each week for 4 weeks, i wouldnt be allowed to drink. so not likely. youd probably get better results asking me to menstruate then stop drinking.
but dont ask me to do that either, i dont want to stain my new paper sheets.
posted by Steve at 10:20 AM
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