the spring break update
Hey forks and knives, its been a long long time. hope you havent forgot about me.
Heres my spring break. I dont want to agonize over all that happened, cause its all a blur. of squareness.
thats right, save for some sweetness, my once-favorite holiday break turned into a turd factory.
heres a long run on sentence with some junk that happened.
Woke up early everyday for godknowswhy, couldnt fall back asleep, had to give executive orders to building super to urder-may all the pidgeons that flock to our balcony, squawking and shitting, had my car busted into, radio, stereo, stolen (and inexplicably, a harmonica placed inside, bringing the number of car-harmonicas to 2) spent some time with a cute girl, went to a carnival on mexican day, and rode some scary rides, but was mostly scared by the ferris wheel. came back to austin, and not much else.
Thats all im telling unless you ask me personally for any additional information.
Left to my own devices, im pretty helpless.
Heres the story:
Today, im feeling sorry for myself cause theres hardly any edible food in the house, and whats left is beginning to smell powerful bad. Mad hungover, I sit around all day, watching the real housewives of orange county (fantastic brain candy, by the way, i really relate to them) Finally, (at 7pm) i decide its time to start my day. I jump in the shower, have my requisite showertime cocktail (whiskey-coke today. i dont normally go straight to hard booze to start the day, i was just out of beer) and soon, i was loosening up and feeling great, turning the heat up, singing about how awesome i truly am, really getting back to me. Suddenly, im struck by the urge to lie down, and let the cleansing water wash over me.
and than its 45 minutes later. I managed to fall asleep in the shower, with a cocktail glass in my hand, pools of water on the floor, freezing cold cause i used up all the hot water. I rank pretty high on the awesome scale.
thats all
go suck off
Heres my spring break. I dont want to agonize over all that happened, cause its all a blur. of squareness.
thats right, save for some sweetness, my once-favorite holiday break turned into a turd factory.
heres a long run on sentence with some junk that happened.
Woke up early everyday for godknowswhy, couldnt fall back asleep, had to give executive orders to building super to urder-may all the pidgeons that flock to our balcony, squawking and shitting, had my car busted into, radio, stereo, stolen (and inexplicably, a harmonica placed inside, bringing the number of car-harmonicas to 2) spent some time with a cute girl, went to a carnival on mexican day, and rode some scary rides, but was mostly scared by the ferris wheel. came back to austin, and not much else.
Thats all im telling unless you ask me personally for any additional information.
Left to my own devices, im pretty helpless.
Heres the story:
Today, im feeling sorry for myself cause theres hardly any edible food in the house, and whats left is beginning to smell powerful bad. Mad hungover, I sit around all day, watching the real housewives of orange county (fantastic brain candy, by the way, i really relate to them) Finally, (at 7pm) i decide its time to start my day. I jump in the shower, have my requisite showertime cocktail (whiskey-coke today. i dont normally go straight to hard booze to start the day, i was just out of beer) and soon, i was loosening up and feeling great, turning the heat up, singing about how awesome i truly am, really getting back to me. Suddenly, im struck by the urge to lie down, and let the cleansing water wash over me.
and than its 45 minutes later. I managed to fall asleep in the shower, with a cocktail glass in my hand, pools of water on the floor, freezing cold cause i used up all the hot water. I rank pretty high on the awesome scale.
thats all
go suck off
posted by Steve at 9:42 PM
6 Comments:
I am just going to assume I am the cute girl.
Don't correct me. It's the little things in life I enjoy most.
You certainly have a way with words. I won't say who this is; you can just guess. The uncertainty adds a certain sweetness to it anyway.
Real Housewives is one of my favorite shows on tv, i plan to take care of Jo
Tell us more about this cute girl.
JJ is a douchebag.
JJ is a weiner
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