february

I Dont have a whole shit-ton of stuff to say. I realized today when i dont get enough sleep, i look like nosferatu+an ugly drag queen.

This isn't far off. For some reason, If i havent been getting enough sleep (10+ weeknight, 14 weekend) I turn really pale, my complexion gets spotty, and my eyes have really terrible bags under them. I thought id have to worry about this stuff much later in life, like when i'm 60. and a huge flaming queen.

But no, here it is right now.

deal with it.

This is my newest. I think, steadily as my "artistry" increases, the cheaper the jokes become.

Soon, when i've won acclaim, i just want to draw a pile of dookie, and recieve rave reviews.

Which is every artists dream

This is an early contender for my favorite. It employs anti-shock, has a cheap sex joke, and even has a hidden sex reference contained within. First person to recognize it gets the original, hand-drawn, signed version.

I've got nothing to complain about which is a first, really. By the grace of God (I called upon Him/Her/It in my trying times) My car fixed itself. Now, i dont know if this puts me on the line for some kind of favor that god will call back to me when he needs it. Im hoping that i happened to ask on the day of god's daughter's wedding, and i get one free favor. If not, i may have to do some mercy killings. Check your local newspapers!

My one complaint though, is my phone. Its getting the that stage again. If you've known me for more than a month, you know that a lot of my things are kinda beat-up and out-dated. (just like the girls i meet, bam!)

This is my phone, currently.

I thought about adding a flame effect to the picture, but i realized its sad enough to look at.
Yes, it is covered in sand. (not sure why, havent been to the beach in months.
Yes, that is a big crack on the screen from where i sat on it. (one crack begats another)
And yes, that is big chunk missing from the back, along with teeth marks all about. I have a dog.
Had. Had a dog. Sometimes the screen blinks out, and i cant tell who im calling, or who's calling me. The only remedy to this is to strike the phone roughly on the side.
If only all problems could be fixed that way....
check your local newspapers.

luv.
steve.