si! christo te amo

I know god loves me. I had been having some doubts in the past, but i know hes totally into me these days.

heres why:
as i was arriving home after a stupid day, i witness a hilarious scene. Bear in mind that this is at 2 in the morning. As i am walking up the sidewalk, there is a skateboarder coming up opposite. He passes me, and five feet later, completly eats shit on the pavement. Like, out of nowhere. Ass over ankle, wipeout. Oh my lord.
I need a new pair of pants, i laughed so hard. figure it out.
I made sure he was ok and shit. then i laughed some more. Thanks, God. I needed that.
Im getting more and more nervous about my rapidly approaching 50th post. I no longer want to waste words. Although i suppose the time is nigh to get this even further out into the open.
Im giving you fair warning, though. I joke about hitting rock bottom all the time, but this is one event that i actually hope is my furthest fall from grace (?)
I wrote a really really awesome pop song. Its gonna be a crossover hit on all the charts. Its about a patient who is in a coma who is singing to the nurse who attends him, and about all the freaky things he would do to her,...if he weren't in a coma.
Its called "wet nurse" it may be the best thing i ever do.

and im even taking into account that time i did you.
BAM!
the king is back, baby;

StEvE bAlThAsEr!1