road trip/laying low/ another bad joke

ok, so im on the eve of embarking on a several day road trip. In a tiny car. With a tiny man. should be big fun. I'm still deciding whether or not to bring soap and a change of clothes. It will be funnier, certainly, but i have a medical condition called; Sweaty car-ass. Im gonna bring
-toothbrush
-paste
-my big bag of coins i shall use as currency the whole way
-moisurizer (it gets lonely on the road)
-one book of hippy poetry, soiled
-one tie-dyed shirt , soiled
-one beard comb. this is very important.
-one midwestern dream of being discovered (in high school, a talent agent told me i was the next "kramer-like next door neighbor. ive already got the racism down)
-Phantom planet cd. stuck on repeat the whole drive. I refuse to listen to led zepo's 'going to california'.

so, because ill be trapped out in the nevada desert, starving of thirst as buzzards circle, i obviously wont be able to write, so entertain your self. theres plenty to do. go fly a kite. Give your grandma a hug. just dont expect nothing for a few days. Ive asked the patron saint of travelling, St. Christopher for protection on this journey. If i die during this, its his fault. Heres a mug shot of him.








and yes, he is naked. with a child on his back.
oh, yeah, if you look close, that is in fact a third leg. Oh, St. Chris!




Heres another bad joke i made up at work. This one is blue, so if youre faint of heart, id advise skipping this.

Two women are talking about their nights over brunch. One of them says
"Man, i slept funny last night
"oh?" says the other one. "Do you have a crick in your neck?"
"Nope" she replies. "I fucked a clown"

Ha.

take that, expectations. I used to write saucy limmericks for money in middle school. For real.
So, if you want me to write a joke about you, a friend, or any random topic, i will gladly. For a fee. I accept PayPal.

That's all i got. Keep me in your travel prayers. I'd hate to leave this world and have my last written word be about a clown penis. Well, I'd be happy leaving the world like that, just not for many years

Clown Balls;

steve