lollipops//big plans
my ass hurts. im having a bit of trouble getting back into working shape, and thus, I have a horrible sleep cycle and am out in no condition from all the boozing i did over the holidays. as i write this, i have to gingerly position myself on my chair to avoid complications from 'swamp ass' related ass-injuries. But it could be worse. Ask jj.
I think i hit rock bottom again. There is this charity church whose proceeds go to a detox and abuse shelter. They panhandle for money on a street corner near my house. If you donate, they give you a small pamphlet and a lollipop. I was flush for cash one day, and i gave them a dollar. They gave me a lollipop. It was absolutely the most incredibly tasty piece of candy ive ever had. Golden.
Long story short, a few days later I was caught at the same light, and they were again asking for donations. I rolled down my window, handed them a buck, and asked if they had any more candy. They said no.
So i asked for my dollar back.
And went to a store to try to find this candy.
no luck.
Why am i so forsaken?!
...oh, right
If anyone of you knows where i can find Jolly rancher lollypops, Let me know, and i will do terrible things to attain them. ask anyone.
I finally made a rash decision. Im going to california. With no more than a bag of clothes, and a big bag of change to get me through the journey. Should be fun. I want the end result of this to be me stuck in an airport, unable to fly because the airlines said that i was much too smelly to be in an airplane. That would be the best. Or broke in new mexico trying to sell my organs to truckers for cash.
either way.
My ears were bleeding earlier tonight. Really. It was strange. I played some music with some drummer, and as i was leaving, i noticed my ear was wet. I think thats a bad thing. oh well.
Ill see how i feel in the morning.
if i make it
From the other Side:
Steve
BOO!
I think i hit rock bottom again. There is this charity church whose proceeds go to a detox and abuse shelter. They panhandle for money on a street corner near my house. If you donate, they give you a small pamphlet and a lollipop. I was flush for cash one day, and i gave them a dollar. They gave me a lollipop. It was absolutely the most incredibly tasty piece of candy ive ever had. Golden.
Long story short, a few days later I was caught at the same light, and they were again asking for donations. I rolled down my window, handed them a buck, and asked if they had any more candy. They said no.
So i asked for my dollar back.
And went to a store to try to find this candy.
no luck.
Why am i so forsaken?!
...oh, right
If anyone of you knows where i can find Jolly rancher lollypops, Let me know, and i will do terrible things to attain them. ask anyone.
I finally made a rash decision. Im going to california. With no more than a bag of clothes, and a big bag of change to get me through the journey. Should be fun. I want the end result of this to be me stuck in an airport, unable to fly because the airlines said that i was much too smelly to be in an airplane. That would be the best. Or broke in new mexico trying to sell my organs to truckers for cash.
either way.
My ears were bleeding earlier tonight. Really. It was strange. I played some music with some drummer, and as i was leaving, i noticed my ear was wet. I think thats a bad thing. oh well.
Ill see how i feel in the morning.
if i make it
From the other Side:
Steve
BOO!
2 Comments:
Regular jolly rancher lollipops, or with a chewy center? If anyone knows how to find candy, it's me.
SMB
it had a chewy center. It wasnt gum or a tootsie roll. it was delicious. also, hi mom.
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