quest!
ok, so, i know this thing will run its course really soon, and ill totally be bored of doing this, but until then, i have an obligation to entertain...
so....lets see whats in the news.
I am a dipshit
Most of you are aware of this fact, probably much more so than me, but im coming to terms with it more and more every day.
So, i blew nearly all of my nest egg (read: booze and food money) so early on in the month on a couple trips to houston. now, im trying like hell to make my remaining 70 dollars last two weeks. Not a good place to be in.
To compound the situation, i have made a bunch of stupid sports wagers in the past week, and im definitely out at least 26 dollars. If im lucky, my beloved (albeit sucky) steelers will pull through and make playoffs, where i will be spared having to pay up another 20.
Add to that a dash of my roomate finally finishing up his studies for the semester, and forcing me to spend money on booze. goddammit all.
Oh, well. Cheap living never hurt anyone. Except homeless people.
which brings me to
point 2:
I saw something that will make me be tight-fisted (best phrase ever) with my money from here on out.
I was driving home, and i get to a light where i normally see a homeless man with a pathetic sign that says "anything will help, god bless : (
this particular night, though, i saw the same guy standing there, and as i was waiting at the light, another vagrant came up, took the sign, switched jackets with the other guy, and began begging for change.
!!!!!!!!
this is totally unethical! panhandling in shifts?? Thats a definite conflict of interests.
so no more of my money for bums.
I know most of the recent posts have been about money.
Its not an obsession, i can do ok without a whole lot of it, its just been an event of late.
Oh, so, on the weekends right around the corner from where i live, there is a cowboy-themed photo-opportunity where you can sit on a live Long Horn Cow and have youre picture taken. the best part is, the background is a giant texas flag. Its incredibly tacky. and i want it. this is the big, generic christmas gift ive been hunting for. what better gift to give than the gift of steve, with a shit-eating grin on a enormous cow. So, im gonna get this done when i have a chance, and make copies. Let me know if you want one, i probably wont be able to afford a personal gift for you.
unless its ramen noodles. and you may have to fight me for them.
Merry F-in X'mas
luv.
steeeeveeeeeee
so....lets see whats in the news.
I am a dipshit
Most of you are aware of this fact, probably much more so than me, but im coming to terms with it more and more every day.
So, i blew nearly all of my nest egg (read: booze and food money) so early on in the month on a couple trips to houston. now, im trying like hell to make my remaining 70 dollars last two weeks. Not a good place to be in.
To compound the situation, i have made a bunch of stupid sports wagers in the past week, and im definitely out at least 26 dollars. If im lucky, my beloved (albeit sucky) steelers will pull through and make playoffs, where i will be spared having to pay up another 20.
Add to that a dash of my roomate finally finishing up his studies for the semester, and forcing me to spend money on booze. goddammit all.
Oh, well. Cheap living never hurt anyone. Except homeless people.
which brings me to
point 2:
I saw something that will make me be tight-fisted (best phrase ever) with my money from here on out.
I was driving home, and i get to a light where i normally see a homeless man with a pathetic sign that says "anything will help, god bless : (
this particular night, though, i saw the same guy standing there, and as i was waiting at the light, another vagrant came up, took the sign, switched jackets with the other guy, and began begging for change.
!!!!!!!!
this is totally unethical! panhandling in shifts?? Thats a definite conflict of interests.
so no more of my money for bums.
I know most of the recent posts have been about money.
Its not an obsession, i can do ok without a whole lot of it, its just been an event of late.
Oh, so, on the weekends right around the corner from where i live, there is a cowboy-themed photo-opportunity where you can sit on a live Long Horn Cow and have youre picture taken. the best part is, the background is a giant texas flag. Its incredibly tacky. and i want it. this is the big, generic christmas gift ive been hunting for. what better gift to give than the gift of steve, with a shit-eating grin on a enormous cow. So, im gonna get this done when i have a chance, and make copies. Let me know if you want one, i probably wont be able to afford a personal gift for you.
unless its ramen noodles. and you may have to fight me for them.
Merry F-in X'mas
luv.
steeeeveeeeeee
posted by Steve at 11:11 PM
3 Comments:
woo
dude, I really want a picture of you with a shit-eating grin on a huge plastic longhorn for christmas. see if you can hook me up.
-adam
No! its a real longhorn. thats what makes it so wonderful. And, anyway, you can be on the list.
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