alright already

Ok, so i've been putting this off forever. I had a super weekend and a million stories to tell ( i got my mom drunk last weekend) but i dont want to bore you with a rehash of my weekend. The last thing ill say about my holiday break was that I rocked so much ass, i spent nearly 200 hundred dollars on bar tab alone ( I went out on only two nights, and bear in mind I don't drink fancy, expensive stuff. My drinks don't cost a whole lot). This is money i most certainly DON'T have, and this jaunt might have turned me homeless when i cant make rent.
but I can't complain. It's not in my nature. Besides, i had a pretty great time. This is me at my most glamorous

very little needs to be said about this. Yes, that is in fact a mic in one hand, and a beer in the other. I was smashed at a karaoke bar. On a scale of one-to-awesome, I'm an eleven. The song being sung was "paradise by the dashboard light" by Meatloaf (new album in stores now!) I was singing the girls part.

....

to a guy.

and if you're keeping score at home, this is;

5 Times that i have done something kinda fruity and written about it

vs.

1 Time that i have even mentioned a girl and written about it.

sigh

I know the numbers don't look good folks, but don't write me off, cause reckon I'll get some notches in my bed post, soon enough. Being that kind of awesome is sure to impress.

oh. also, i have a new project on the horizon. I know i've kinda done this in the past, to little success. I want to try to grow an awesome beard. And really try. No giving up cause "It's itchy!" or "Girl's won't talk to me cause i look like 'that scary man who hurt mommy'" No more excuses. Im gonna grow a kick ass beard (sometime), and i dont care if it takes a year to grow(untrue). So, this will be starting soon, I'll update the status of my beard in a segment I will call "Face-Sweater '06" (doesn't that sound like the grossest adult film ever?

...patent pending.

so, I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving break. I know i sure did. I'm gonna go count what's left of my money.

G'NIGHT YA'LL!