ow, my head

So new year's was a blast. the fact that it took two days to catch up to me wasn't. I spent all of yesterday recovering and slowly moving around my apartment. But it was way worth it. Cause i hit rock bottom.

I know, you're all thinking, "steve, how can you go any lower than you already have? Haven't you done it all?
Nope, not by a long chalk. (long chalk?)

Today, a homeless person commented on how smelly i was.

Damn. This happened at a DMV, where i was getting a new license so i can sell my old one to an underage buddy for cold, hard cash. Amazingly, he too, is stupid-tall, pale and ugly. I was waiting in line for way too long (cue stupid stand-up routine) and getting impatient, and sitting next to a homeless dude (clearly homeless, had a bag of possesions and everything) and, after sitting around for an hour, this transient remarked that "something smell funky" and sniffed around until he found the culprit. Me. Yes.
I normally don't smell like garbage, but i had not showered in two days, had been inundated with gross food smells at work, and to top it off, had gone to the gym that morning. End product: homeless person repellant. I should market that.


More later;

s-t-e-v-e thats what i, true-ly believe-y