how to rock like me
ok, so finally this break has kicked off. It took a day to get into the swing, but the big adventures are beginning to happen. Still havent got all my shopping done, but I work better under pressure. Ive got an idea for just about everyone i plan on getting something for.
....I just spent an entire verse of Strawberry Fields Forever singing inches from my dog's face. Oh, and all the words were replaced with "puppy, puppy, puuuuuppy"
This is not how to rock.
This, however is;
-Drink a beer in the shower. Its a bit hedonistic, but thats the point. This one took a while to get correct. You wouldnt guess itd be so tough, but keeping hot water out of cold beer is a trick. The best way ive come up with is put your beer (your choice of brand, i recommend Corona or lone star) on top of your toilet tank, if its nearby, slightly open. wash all your tender bits, then crack that sucker open and enjoy, quickly. If this is done in the morning, you will be ready to face the day.
-this one is bit different. Its classless, and im embarrased to admit it. but not at all. I got back really early this morning hungry and desperately needing to go to the bathroom. So i fixed myself a sandwich and ate it on the toilet. This was purely a time-saving move, and not incredibly enjoyable, as it felt as though my efforts to feed myself were in vain. But id do it again.
-So far, all of these have been about me in the bathroom, so i guess, play guitar solos. a lot.
at all hours. loudly.
And that my friends, is how you rock like me.
I went to the beach yesterday, My first return to galveston since my "incident" where the pigs hassled me, and handed me a ticket, and i spent 3 months in rikers. Only one of those details is true, Ill let you guess.
But still, i was nervous just the same, returning to such a dark place, so i proceeded to get toasted on wine, and ended up in the ocean. Which is an awesome place to be when fighting a cold. I woke up in a darkened room, positive i had gone blind during the night. Great times.
Um, christmas is approaching fast, and honestly, ill get you something, if you get me something.
but only if its good. and if yours wont cost a lot. and i dont have to think too hard about what to get you.
That is all
luv,
shorty mc-B
....I just spent an entire verse of Strawberry Fields Forever singing inches from my dog's face. Oh, and all the words were replaced with "puppy, puppy, puuuuuppy"
This is not how to rock.
This, however is;
-Drink a beer in the shower. Its a bit hedonistic, but thats the point. This one took a while to get correct. You wouldnt guess itd be so tough, but keeping hot water out of cold beer is a trick. The best way ive come up with is put your beer (your choice of brand, i recommend Corona or lone star) on top of your toilet tank, if its nearby, slightly open. wash all your tender bits, then crack that sucker open and enjoy, quickly. If this is done in the morning, you will be ready to face the day.
-this one is bit different. Its classless, and im embarrased to admit it. but not at all. I got back really early this morning hungry and desperately needing to go to the bathroom. So i fixed myself a sandwich and ate it on the toilet. This was purely a time-saving move, and not incredibly enjoyable, as it felt as though my efforts to feed myself were in vain. But id do it again.
-So far, all of these have been about me in the bathroom, so i guess, play guitar solos. a lot.
at all hours. loudly.
And that my friends, is how you rock like me.
I went to the beach yesterday, My first return to galveston since my "incident" where the pigs hassled me, and handed me a ticket, and i spent 3 months in rikers. Only one of those details is true, Ill let you guess.
But still, i was nervous just the same, returning to such a dark place, so i proceeded to get toasted on wine, and ended up in the ocean. Which is an awesome place to be when fighting a cold. I woke up in a darkened room, positive i had gone blind during the night. Great times.
Um, christmas is approaching fast, and honestly, ill get you something, if you get me something.
but only if its good. and if yours wont cost a lot. and i dont have to think too hard about what to get you.
That is all
luv,
shorty mc-B
posted by Steve at 9:50 AM
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