from me to you
ok, this one is kinda gimmicky, but i dont give two halves of a rat's ass.
In the spirit of the christmas season, I want you to tell me what i should get you. Keep in mind, this is not legally-binding, and i probably wont get you anything. Once you tell me what you want (leave your name and measurements) I will tell you what you actually deserve.
I may have some really big news coming up soon. it could be a big deal, or it could just be another kid for me. Ill keep you posted.
Im going to a dance-rock show tommorow. This might be fun, but i dont really dance all that good. Oh, well, ill just down my insecurities in beer and junk food. (if i had a nickel..)
UPDATE:::
I dropped a whole lot of pot into my keyboard tonight. This might affect its resale vaule (yes, im getting a new computer, damn your persuasive, annoying ads, justin long) Whether for worse or for better, the person who buys this computer is gonna get a big surprise when they check this bad boy out. I just hope its not a cop with a drug-sniffing dog. Actually, i can imagine myself heading off to prison for porn over-consumption and possesion, screaming "dont click it, its a guy!"
Very rock-and-roll
I dont have a terrible amount more to say
Oh, yeah, so if i dont get the response i think i deserve from this, I will totally tell a gross secret about you if i suspect you read this. That is all.
Fondly yours,
Casanova Ball-smasher
In the spirit of the christmas season, I want you to tell me what i should get you. Keep in mind, this is not legally-binding, and i probably wont get you anything. Once you tell me what you want (leave your name and measurements) I will tell you what you actually deserve.
I may have some really big news coming up soon. it could be a big deal, or it could just be another kid for me. Ill keep you posted.
Im going to a dance-rock show tommorow. This might be fun, but i dont really dance all that good. Oh, well, ill just down my insecurities in beer and junk food. (if i had a nickel..)
UPDATE:::
I dropped a whole lot of pot into my keyboard tonight. This might affect its resale vaule (yes, im getting a new computer, damn your persuasive, annoying ads, justin long) Whether for worse or for better, the person who buys this computer is gonna get a big surprise when they check this bad boy out. I just hope its not a cop with a drug-sniffing dog. Actually, i can imagine myself heading off to prison for porn over-consumption and possesion, screaming "dont click it, its a guy!"
Very rock-and-roll
I dont have a terrible amount more to say
Oh, yeah, so if i dont get the response i think i deserve from this, I will totally tell a gross secret about you if i suspect you read this. That is all.
Fondly yours,
Casanova Ball-smasher
posted by Steve at 11:04 PM
5 Comments:
5'4 and 5'1.
Height and wingspan, respectively.
It better be something good because yours is pretty much awesome.
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ok, this is easy so far.
Brynne- You'll get nothing, and like it!
Jasmine- I shall get you a mascot-suit, Eagle-shaped
and greg (maybe)- i shall buy you that spicy rhythm youve been hoping for.
any others?
(by the way, im not getting any of you any of these things. except brynne. you probably will actually get nothing.)
6'0"
34 DD
I want your keyboard.
jj, this is granted. if i die. and you must wear it around your midsection as a key-tar. and when you play it, you can only shout "JJ rock, JJ rock!"
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