bad joke/movie recomendations

the nfl playoffs are underway, and while i could be happier if my team was playing, all the teams i wanted to win this week did. Good start.
I got to see cowboys fans cry, the NY giants lose it in the last seconds. Beautiful.

I had a strange day at work today. I had a way-long shift, marred by the fact that i couldnt drink during it. I was running on fumes as we began to close down the restaurant. I was about to start cleaning the bathrooms, and i knocked on the womens' restroom door to make sure no one was inside. Someone responds:
"who is it?"
I, as a lame-ass, think this is a perfect set up for a knock-knock joke, so i reply
"Boo" (the full joke in a second)
....No reply. I walk away, knowing i gave some strange woman a bathroom phobia for the rest of her life.

THE JOKE:

Knock-knock
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, man, its only me!

NOW IN BROKEN SPANISH:
Knock-Knock
?Quien?
Boo
Quien Boo?
No gritas necesario. Es solo mi.

I saw a movie the other day. It changed the way i looked at movies...
...really high.
It might not be as good sober, but a real trip of a movie is
"The forbidden zone"
by danny elfman(batman theme, new charlie & chocolate factory) 's brother, featuring a soundtrack by oingo boingo. with the midget from Fantasy island starring, its the best worst movie i have loved that i saw this week.
Go rent it.

That's all i got

Dont eat wooden nickels;

steve