fudge!

Good day/bad day

I got girl scout cookies!
so good. only the peanut butter ones though, they are the only ones made of real girlscouts.

I just realized this will be a crappy post. oh, well. Head on!

I dont have much to say, oh! i got pepper sprayed at work today.

Backstory:
My boss likes hot sauce. terrible hot sauce. illegal hot sauce. stuff that peels paint off walls, and splits families apart. that bad. he got me on on sauce already, and i learned my lesson, and didnt take part in the carnage that he brought in today http://http://www.insanechicken.com/great_white_shark_predator_hot_sauce.html

this is what he had, amongst others. this is much more extreme than it looks, if you can believe it. I had to wash all the dishes that were used to make the food to create the abortions that boss and coworkers ate to prove how big of men they were. When washing these bowls, i sprayed concentrated habanero pepper into the air, which settled my eyes and lungs. I spent 10 minutes at least sputtering for air on the ground. awesome. sexy.
i got nothing else. my grand new art project, my single-framed cartoon is coming soon, keep looking. as soon as i figure out how to draw, and how to put pictures up effectively, youll get a taste of my new art form. i hope youre ready.

im really grasping at straws to make some more funny happen. Its not gonna happen tonight, so im throwing stuff out there. I locked my keys out of my car. thank god for my roomate being home at the time, cause i had my triple-a card, my phone, perhaps a spare key (still missing) and basic shelter all inside. the triple a guy was really good. TOO good, if you ask me. he literally took ten seconds getting into my car, to recover me keys that were dangling from the ignition. good thing my car is a piece of shit. seriously, i went to a parking lot in a hispanic shopping center, and realized my car was (not by much) the most beat-up, filthy car. sweet.
this should improve inter-race relations.


in and out.

steve