Thursday, September 06, 2007

wowness

ok, not much to report these days. Im working two jobs currently, at about 60 hours a week. Its tiring. But it gives me plenty of head space, which affords me opportunities to write inane cartoons, and salty jokes. If i had a scanner, id show the cartoons, but all i can give you is my joke that i made up. Its pretty funny. here goes:
Hey, did you hear the one about the nymphomaniac fortune-teller who was on her period?

...yeah, you go to her if you want your palm red


tee hee. menstruation.

the only other bit of gossip is that i made out with a coworker the other night, breaking my long-held desire not to shit where i eat. oh well.
what makes this story spectacular is the logistics of this "hook-up"
this person is 4/3 my senior (age 32)
a girl (thats not the wierd part)
and bi-sexual.
wow. it takes all types i guess. Im tired. go to sleep.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

a 32-year old waitress? ha...haha....

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

menarche

2:37 PM  

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