get on it, meerkat.
ok, so its been a while. sorry. its hard being a bum and keeping a solid rotation of class A material to entertain you. Seriously.
OK, so whats been new....
A few shout outs to crap that rule my life.
First, if youre a hippy, you need to go here. http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/Home.aspx
This is a really great site to listen to full concert sets from your favorite 60's and 70's artists. The dead, janis, its a hippies paradise. Go find something you like, and listen to it until you realize what the hell Ripple was about. You'll thank me.
Heres something im reluctant to talk about, cause its not up to snuff quite yet. But im satisfied for what it is so far.
This is my band ive assembled so far in austin. www.myspace.com/austinband
i had nothing to do with the intro, so dont give me crap about that.
Im on guitar. so friend me, or be a dick.
Beyond that, these past however-long-its-been has been a blur to me. Im sure ive done note-worthy stuff, but i just cant remember.
but since i cant, heres something i find hilarious, that happened at work today, i show up late evening, and the owner had been drinking for many hours before i had arrived. He was sitting at a booth, and beckoned me over
"steve, cmon over here, i got something important to tell you"
I take a seat, and ask him whats up
"steve" he says, "In this world, there are Black people, and there are N*****s. Theres a difference."
*pause*
*Pause*
"ok, now get back to work"
wow, just...wow. This is the most funniest thing i couldnt ever laugh at that someone has said to me.
Unprovoked, he said the strangest, decidely most un-PC thing you could imagine to me, and then tells me i need to get back to what i was doing. Super.
That might be all, kids....except....my newest cartoon..
The caption is fixing to be:
OK, so whats been new....
A few shout outs to crap that rule my life.
First, if youre a hippy, you need to go here. http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/Home.aspx
This is a really great site to listen to full concert sets from your favorite 60's and 70's artists. The dead, janis, its a hippies paradise. Go find something you like, and listen to it until you realize what the hell Ripple was about. You'll thank me.
Heres something im reluctant to talk about, cause its not up to snuff quite yet. But im satisfied for what it is so far.
This is my band ive assembled so far in austin. www.myspace.com/austinband
i had nothing to do with the intro, so dont give me crap about that.
Im on guitar. so friend me, or be a dick.
Beyond that, these past however-long-its-been has been a blur to me. Im sure ive done note-worthy stuff, but i just cant remember.
but since i cant, heres something i find hilarious, that happened at work today, i show up late evening, and the owner had been drinking for many hours before i had arrived. He was sitting at a booth, and beckoned me over
"steve, cmon over here, i got something important to tell you"
I take a seat, and ask him whats up
"steve" he says, "In this world, there are Black people, and there are N*****s. Theres a difference."
*pause*
*Pause*
"ok, now get back to work"
wow, just...wow. This is the most funniest thing i couldnt ever laugh at that someone has said to me.
Unprovoked, he said the strangest, decidely most un-PC thing you could imagine to me, and then tells me i need to get back to what i was doing. Super.
That might be all, kids....except....my newest cartoon..
The caption is fixing to be:
Billy Gets Caught Monster-B aiting
and, yes, that is the best joke i could think of.
and yes, it is funny.
so screw off, ill be funny soon again
night, critics
Luv-ers;
steve
posted by Steve at 12:04 AM
9 Comments:
Ripple" is a song lyric by Robert Hunter. Its genre, therefore, is song. A true song is meant to be sung, and so its words must be easy to remember, unless it is an experimental or art song. But Hunter wrote "Ripple" in the folk song tradition during the late 1960's, with overtones of that Haight-Ashbury era, such as a sense of cosmic oneness, and of East meeting West.
Hunter, in choosing the folk lyric format, has infused it with something new. The first verse, addressing the listener, is about song, about listening to the song and making it your own. Hunter begins the verse by invoking the elements of song: words and tune, so that the listener is prepared to think about the song. The poet expresses concern that the song be sung by other people, opening up a discussion of the relationship between the singer and the listener, who will also, it is hoped, come to be the singer, in turn.
So the relationship between poet and reader is unity; they are both the poet. In this way, the original poet breaks out of mortality, since his thoughts will continue to generate new thoughts.
-The Annotated Grateful Dead Lyrics
What Would Jerry Do?
ASSFUCK.
You didn't credit Maggie.
Monsterbaiting is a word you heard from her.
ok, right, i forgot to credit my good friend maggie for bringing the phrase "monsterbating" to my attention, which i then corrupted.
Also, greg, im assuming that since your the only person who owns that book, i will answer that jerry would take a bath. Please, jerry take a bath, lead by example.
FLAW FLAW FLAW FLAW FLAW!!!! The funniest thing YOU could come up with? HUH HUH??? WHAT'S THIS? You promised me credit, its totally my joke. Grrr.
umm oops sorry, i didnt read jasmines comment first. thanks!
Steve,
Get on the ball with this blog.
I would like to say though, that I'm very impressed with this comic (plagiarism aside). You've transcended the 2nd dimension and have brought a third dimension into the picture. Furthermore, as a courtesy to the reader, you even drew in a 3-D axis.
But seriously, update.
hurry up steve. you act like you're in college and it's time for finals and you like, gotta study all the time, but your dumbass roommate keeps bugging you and making you play rock shows all the time and so you are too busy to update your journal. its like THAT.
What daren said, c'mon wiener...
I had a dream that you had two new blog entries. But..you...don't.
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